Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
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Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
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Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.
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Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.
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Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there’s no need for her to wear anything relfective.
Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.
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Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
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