August 5, 2008Welcome to So Big Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama’s so big, she thought [...]
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August 5, 2008Welcome to Best Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she [...]
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August 5, 2008Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much [...]
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August 5, 2008Welcome to So Fat Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her [...]
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August 5, 2008Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there’s no need for her to wear anything relfective.
Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama so white, she makes [...]
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August 5, 2008Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
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