Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mama’s so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo mama’s so big, she whistles bass.

Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.

Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won’t talk to her.

Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”

Yo Mamma so ugly, even the tide won’t come back in.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”

Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!

Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.

Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.

Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo Momma so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there’s no need for her to wear anything relfective.

Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.

Yo mamma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop.

Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.

Yo mama so white, you don’t need a night light.

Yo mama so white the sunlight reflects off of her.

Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.

Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.