Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!

Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.

Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.

Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo Momma so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.