Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there’s no need for her to wear anything relfective.

Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.

Yo mamma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop.

Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.

Yo mama so white, you don’t need a night light.

Yo mama so white the sunlight reflects off of her.